Watts.

“Maybe you wouldn’t be missing out on your senior prom if you had remembered to close your legs or use a condom eight-in-a-half months ago.”

That was said by yours truly. I can’t begin to tell you how badly I giggled when I read the Facebook post that was by yet another teen-mother-to-be whining that she, “…never went to any proms at all when I was in school,” and “Now I’m missing my senior prom” and blah blah blah.

I’m sorry, but you high school kids are getting more stupid it seems. Since when did becoming a parent in high school sound like a good idea? God I would be terrified of not only having a positive pregnancy test in the trash can, but of my parents. So to the parents of these teenagers: why are your sons and daughters out there sexually active in the first place? Your daughter shouldn’t have to be all of 16 or 17 and have to worry about buying maternity clothes nor should your son have to worry about how he’s going to support a child for the next 18 years when he himself isn’t 18. Teens-your parents are your parents, NOT your friend. Parents-don’t be your teens friend! You’ll be enabling them and setting them up for failure for the rest of their lives.

So, on another note, if you’re school is having their prom tonight have lots of fun tonight, but not too much fun. Please drive safely and get home safely as well. Prom is a night to remember filled with fond memories. Don’t make it a night you’re going to regret for years to come.

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vintagemickeymouse:

Orphan’s Benefit - 1934

Me when I’m waiting for important GIFs/posts on tumblr.

Jorah Mormont of Game of Thrones

I wanted to use a light bulb as the sigil for a bit of science humor, but I got a direwolf on the first try so I think I’ll keep it.

My good friends Megan and Caleb are getting married in August and I’m a part of the bridal party. Megan, her mom, and I went to the dress shop to find a dress for me and this is what we decided on! It will be in black and we’re all so excited! (Pardon my crazy “tanlines”)

Kaylie

Kaylie

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collegehumor:

Puppy Rolls Itself Into An Adorable Burrito

It’s only available on the Chipotle secret menu.

Cute!